I’d like to go to Hogwarts but I might suck at magic and end up with jelly bones.
Lighsabers are cool but they’re not exactly safe. Considering how much of a klutz I am, I’ll be a danger to myself and everyone around me.
Meh. Hero. More like errand boy. So, no.
I’ve always wanted to be a pokemon trainer but the pokemon universe is just too dangerous for my liking. I’ll settle to playing on my 3ds.
Power Ranger? Meh. The suits too tight. I don’t exactly have the most ideal figure.
Z Fighter? Hell no. I want to be lean and fit not outrageously horrifyingly buff.
I don’t want to be a Timelord because it’s too much of a responsibility. Also, I don’t like messing with time.