Now that Game Freak has introduced the new fairy type, I wish they’d make a proper unicorn pokemon. It won’t be anything like the fire type rapidash or the fighting/water type keldeo. It would fart rainbows, jump on clouds, and shoot beams of fabulousness from its sassy unicorn horn.
"I’m going to Disney World! To mull over the millions I executed!"
#5. A Tournament in The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Kills Millions
You win the Arena Grand Championship after 22 matches, which isn’t a huge body count, although it should be enough to satisfy any gamer’s inherent bloodlust. Hell, gladiator pits were a real thing, weren’t they? It’s no worse than that. Right?
Actually, when you stop to do the math, you realize that a few more than 22 people die. And by that, we mean a metric fuckton more.
they did it
they actually did the thing
they took the saddest goddamn thing in all of Pokemon history
and they animated it
and I’m having trouble describing the feeling of validation and closure I’m having right now
silph scope!!! :OOOO